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Dec. 15th, 2009 @ 11:55 am Not Dead
...and neither is this journal.

Alright, so, I let y'all down, and I'm sorry. Basically, I ended up keeping such a detailed personal journal that I never really had the time to write everything down twice, and I got far enough behind around Portland or so that catching up was just a pain in the ass. However, this will not be the last of my bike touring adventures, and I'd like to try this blog idea again sometime. How about you?

Anyway, I'm waiting for my camera to arrive from Big Sur (I lost it outside of grocery store there, AND SOMEONE FOUND IT!) When it gets here, I'll upload those awesome photos and share some fantastic stories. Be good in the meantime.
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Sep. 29th, 2009 @ 02:03 pm Chillin' In Portland!
I've arrived in Portland! Actually, that happened about four days ago, but I'm too busy enjoying this wicked awesome city and the wicked awesome Lee and Annaliese and other folks therein to blog about it. Today, however, I have no plans to go out and about and finally have a moment to let the world know that I'm not dead. I might even get around to uploading pictures before I go.

Those of you who have followed any of my blogs for any length of time know one thing, and that's that I suck at blogging. Those of you who have ever waited to receive anything in the mail from me know that I suck even worse at mailing stuff. I have four letters sitting in my bag patiently waiting to be mailed to four lucky folks, and they're even stamped and everything! I just need to put them in the freakin' mailbox! That's going to happen today, because I have other stuff that needs to get done at the post office.

Even though those letters aren't likely to arrive, let alone be posted, by the time I leave Portland (on Thursday or so, I think), it's not really fair for me to steal the spotlight and fill those things in myself. In the meantime, I leave you with this:

Ten Things You Should Know Before You Attempt A Bicycle Tour!

Before You Go:

1.) LEARN BASIC BICYCLE MAINTENANCE! This may seem like common sense, but I ran into a few people on the West Coast who were really quite clueless about things like changing tires and keeping an eye on their brakes (one guy was literally down to the metal mounts). This is super, super basic stuff that, if you or someone in your party cannot do, you're going to be fucked and that's that. Flat tires and broken chains and other little things happen, and will inevitably happen in a place like Assnugget, Indiana where there are just no bicycle shops around for many, many miles. If you don't want to deal with replacing tubes, at least learn to patch correctly, although that's not quite as secure a fix. Also, it doesn't hurt to give your bike a quick once-over every morning before you start. Check the tires, the breaks, and the drive train, especially.

2.) Pack your bike with everything that you will be bringing and ride around for at least a little while, just to get used to the way it handles. You're probably used to riding pretty fast on a road bike and may be unpleasantly surprised at how much that gear slows you down.


3.) When you return home from your test ride, unpack all of your gear and revisit the necessity of every single item in your pack. Your definition of "essential" will be very, very different at around, say, mile 200 than it was before you left. Mountains, especially many of them in a row, will have you taking a mental inventory of everything in your panniers and wondering what the hell you can throw by the side of the road to make this even just a smidge easier. It's also worth noting that walking a loaded bike is much harder than riding it.

4.) When touring fully-loaded (with camping gear, etc), it helps a GREAT deal to have a front rack, or at least a handlebar bag. Your control over a fully-loaded bike suffers anyway, but when all of the weight is on the back, narrow turns and highway shoulders get pretty scary because your eighteen-pound road bike now handles like an eighteen-wheeled truck and your arms end up doing a lot more work than you're used to.

5.) Don't forget the damn tire levers! Or any other basic tools! Seriously. When I caught my first flat back in York, PA, I dug around in my toolkit for quite some time before realizing that I had forgotten the fucking tire levers. TIRE LEVERS!! I have a whole box of those stupid things at home from when I would accidentally put them in my pocket after a day at the bike shop, and I somehow managed to forget to bring even one set. Further along, I also realized that I'd also forgotten alan wrenches, but that was because I thought that Dave would be bringing his along, which brings me to my next tip.

On The Road:

6.) If traveling with other folks, it will certainly behoove you to communicate about every tiny detail before the trip. This, too, should seem like common sense. Dave and I were pretty good about this for the most part, as we figured out fairly early on that he was faster than I was and so he carried the map. If he got to the next turn too long before I did, he would wait and we'd continue on. He enjoyed getting to enjoy the scenery and I enjoyed not having to rush. He also carried the food while I carried the supplies and most of the camping gear (that meant that his bags got lighter as we went on, too. Hah). We were also pretty good about reading ahead in the directions and familiarizing ourselves with our surroundings, but as a result of me saying that I'd be the one to carry the tools and supplies and assuming that he'd bring the alan key that I knew he usually traveled with, we ended up without one until we got to Cleveland, where Sue gifted us with the bike tool version of a Swiss Army knife. Thanks, Sue! That thing rocks!

7.) When you can't find an "official" place to camp for the night, such as a campground or state park, and you're forced to knock on farmhouse doors for permission to pitch your tent in their fields, have your bikes in plain view, lest they choose not believe your crazy "cross-country bike trip" story and call the police. We had great luck with this for the most part.

8.) You'll likely be traveling through a lot of small towns and farming communities and things of the like where people are REALLY impressed by what you're doing. Their simple lives don't necessarily always allow them to experience such exciting things as this, as a surprising number of them have not even left their town (I'm speaking from experience rather than perpetuating stereotypes, here). Therefore, it's really a lot of fun to stop and talk to people at gas stations and restaurants and stores and what have you. Just be prepared to tell your WHOLE story to everyone you meet. We've made friends all across the Northern Tier just by stopping for water and food breaks.

9.) At around mile 150 or so, you will become very, very aware of the importance of bicycle shorts. 'Nuff said. Neither Dave nor I were wearing them, and we came up with all kinds of crazy cushioning contraptions. In fact, we even made up a song called "I'm Going To Pad My Junk With This Towel." It'll be a hit someday. Just you wait.

10.) If at all possible, travel with as few time constraints as you can. You're touring the country on a bicycle, and you will see many. many things that you just can't by any other means of travel. Take the time for side trips to interesting museums and monuments and don't be afraid to bust out your camera and take pictures of funny signs and people and, of course, the scenery. You're going to want to remember those things, and you're only going about 15 miles per hour anyway.
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Sep. 15th, 2009 @ 09:19 am Part Five, and some Bonus Material
Alright, so all of the letters have been posted! Now I get to fill in the rest myself.

Let's see. After we left that random guy's lawn just outside of Bryan, Ohio, we crossed the Indiana border about twelve miles later. Maybe less. I don't know. We don't have odometers. We stopped in the small town of Hamilton, Indiana to find either a state map or a library, at which point we were politely informed by one of the locals that libraries were for pretentious city folk and that Hamilton has no such nonsense. Well, pardon the hell out of me! The local gas station/general store copies of Uncle Larry's Lake Map for $3.50, and we used that to map our route to South Bend. The terrain was mostly flat for a long time, and then there was a ridiculous series of very small, but very steep hills. On day two or three, we would have been able to handle that with much more grace than we did on day nine, as our legs had just about had it. We ditched the back roads for the more graded Rt. 20, which took us through Indiana's Amish Country. We felt like the freakin' Wells Fargo wagon through the more secluded sections when adults and small children alike dropped their push mowers and ran out to the road to wave to the two freaks in neon spandex. I'm sure we gave them something to talk about for many days.

At some point in the day, we were chased by a very unfriendly dog for what was, surprisingly enough, the first time. We both managed to outride him before he got hold of us or our tires or anything, really. Later on, probably about twenty-five miles from that evening's stop, another cyclist on his daily ride struck up friendly conversation with us and we rode together for a few miles back to his house, where he and his wife fed us bananas and filled our Camelbaks. We both found it incredibly helpful to have someone else to ride with at that point, especially someone who had an odometer. We truly ran into nothing but the nicest people for the entire trip.

Eventually, we got ourselves to South Bend, where we stayed with Laura and John, another warmshowers.org couple. As soon as we walked in, we were told that they had good news for us, and good news it was because it turns out that these wonderful folks had a hot tub. This was especially good news for two boys who hadn't seen running water (save for water-filling) since Cleveland. My god. It was magical. Laura and John treated us to dinner at the Fiddler's Hearth, which is apparently THE Irish pub to visit in South Bend (where Notre Dame college is located. I'm sure you can imagine). The house band had one of the greatest fiddlers I've seen in a long time and the food and beer selections were pretty fantastic as well.

We took a bus for about forty miles the next morning (with Yolando, the Friendliest Bus Driver in the Whole World), thereby making it about forty miles to Chicago from that point. Say whatever you want, but my ass was tired of a freakin' bicycle seat at that point and the sooner we got to Chicago the better. Dave, too. Bike shorts, people. They're important!

We got to Chicago later that evening and stayed with Annie and Rob, two friends of Dave's and had a little party with some folks and some booze and all kinds of celebratory whatnot. Annie took us to the White Palace Grill the next morning for some fabulous breakfast, and then we went to a farmers market, and then she showed us her boutique (she's a fashion designer, and a pretty damned good one at that). Eventually that day, I found my friend Lindsay sitting by Lake Michigan with her family, and there my Chicago adventures were to begin.

So, um, we made it! YAY!!!

Before I head out on the next legs of this trip, I have to give a plug for the fabulous warmshowers.org. It's been mentioned here several times, but unless you've gone ahead and checked it out for yourself, you don't know what it is. Basically, it's kind of like couchsurfing.com, but it's for touring cyclists, specifically. While self-contained touring (the camping method, simply put) is a lot of fun, the occasional bed or shower or friendly face is completely invaluable to morale. So, if you wouldn't mind hosting some touring cyclists, or if you may want to do it yourself at some point, go over there and sign yourself up!

Alright, off to Seattle! More letters should arrive by next Monday or so.
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Sep. 14th, 2009 @ 10:06 am Part Four! Sorry for the Delay, Folks.
I had to contact Nathen and get the password for this shiny new LJ blog, 'else it'd been up sooner. Cheers!

Today, our route out of Cleveland took us right along Lake Erie for some of the most gorgeous scenery we've had this whole trip. Somewhere around mile twenty (we decided to forgo such luxuries as odometers and other extravagances for this trip), we pulled over into a marina to sit by the bank and enjoy the lovely blue-green water crashing into the rocks stretching as far as the eye could see.

As we were heading back to our bikes, Nathen found a deflated balloon on the ground. On one side, it had the logo for "Lumes Famous Breakfast and Lunch". On the other side, it had, in handwritten cursive, the following:

"Looking for a good husband (ages 60-75)

I am Afro-Amer.
59 yrs old. fun loving
God Fearing Woman
CarolAnn Jones
(xxx)-xxx-xxxx"

Further research showed us that Lumes Famous Breakfast and Lunch is a restaurant in Chicago and her phone number had a Chicago area code. Therefore, it's only reasonable to conclude that that little balloon traveled all the way to a little town outside of Sandusky, over Lake Erie and who knows what else, from Chicago. Good luck in your quest, CarolAnn. We're rooting for you.

...or something.

The rest of the day was reasonably uneventful until we got to that night's campsite. Ohio is very, very flat and we we're really quite tired of looking at corn and soy beans, so we stopped at a liquor store to pick up some whiskey in what was likely to be the last small town we hit before sundown. Actually, it was more of a grocery store with a well-stocked liquor section than an actually liquor store. Unfortunately, we didn't realize that in Ohio, they keep all the good stuff locked away and you have to find someone with a key and ask nicely for it, lest you make our mistake and get stuck with a bottle of 21% bullshit that is little more exciting than water. Oh well.

We arrived at Wooded Acres Campground in Fremont just past dusk and found ourselves smack in the middle of the movie "Deliverance." Not only was no one in the office to let us in, there were no signs of life from any of the five or six RV's parked in the adjacent field, save for a cage with three lop-eared bunnies (easily tomorrow's dinner for these folks. Hah!). It was too dark for us to try and find another campsite, so parked ourselves by the pond just outside of the gate. It was around this time that we discovered the futility of the aforementioned bottle of whiskey and crashed shortly thereafter.

Then, as if on cue to make our real-life horror movie even better, Dave got a restricted number call on his cell phone, as is the tendency of pay-as-you-go phones, but the woman on the other end simply screamed a blood-curling, gut-wrenching scream before hanging up. Dave, thoroughly freaked-out by the whole experience, woke Nathen up and relayed the story. Nathen had heard it and pretended, badly, not to be shaken by it. We eventually fell asleep to the (imagined) sounds of rabid, mongrel dogs in the distance and the next morning came just soon enough.

We rode another very flat 30 miles before a stop in Bowling Green, Ohio brought us to a nice lunch at a super cheap Chinese restaurant (the break from the granola bars was very exciting) and some time at the local public library to double-check our route and such. Bowling Green would have been a great busking town, but now-relevant time constraint meant that that's going to have to be saved for Nathen to do alone out West.

As we were riding another very horribly static forty-ish miles (Corn on one side, soybeans on the other. For miles and miles. Sometimes they'd trade places.), a couple of folks sitting outside on their porch saw us riding by, waved and offered to fill up our water. It was about that time anyway, so we took them up on the offer and talked to them for about half an hour. The friendly conversation unfortunately and unexpectedly turned into a health care reform discussion, as one of them was hooked to an oxygen tank and, living in rural Ohio with nothing to see but corn and soy beans, probably thought of little else. It was a very real and very saddening experience to see how even these folks don't understand the actual problem, but that's not what this blog is for.

We're currently camped on a stranger's lawn in Bryan, Ohio. It's cold tonight, and still have half a bottole of shitty whiskey to kill. Tomorrow, we'll be staying with some more warmshowers folks in South Bend, Indiana, and then it shouldn't be more than a day to Chicago after that. If you can't tell by my handwriting, I'm writing with a broken pen and I'm just about tired of it, so more later.

See you soon,

Nathen and Dave
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Sep. 12th, 2009 @ 11:03 am Part Three
Alright, well, Person #3 seems to be M.I.A. and/or without internet for the time being. I suppose I'll have to do this myself. I can't remember exactly where letter #4 is supposed to start, so I apologize if I tell too much or too little... -Nathen

After we left ol' Caldonia State Park, we headed west with the intention of camping in Breezewood, PA for the night. About three miles out, Nathen got a flat tire- the second in two days. No problem, though, as we were totally prepared for this kind of thing. We stopped, changed the tube, and carried on, only to be met with another flat about two-hundred feet later (literally). Luckily, we were just outside of Chambersburg, PA and it was a relatively civilized part of the world that had fancy things like a library, which we raided for just a moment to use their intarwebz and find a bike shop. Turns out that there was one about four miles down the road. Awesome...as long as Nathen's tire was up for the job. It was, and we arrived at the Family Bike Shop in Chambersburg to purchase a few more tubes and a new bead-to-bead Kevlar tire. The problem was that at some point during all of the loading and unloading of our bikes, one of his brakes had gotten knocked ever-so-slightly out of alignment and was rubbing on the tire instead of the rim, so the tire needed replacing anyway.

The folks at this particular bike shop were less than friendly, except for a older gentleman named Dwight. Dwight loved to talk and was positively overjoyed to have some touring cyclists coming to HIS store! In fact, it happened once about a year prior and the two college-aged girls opted to rinse off in the shop's outdoor hose. He gleefully recalled that "it was like a dern wet t-shirt contest out here! They had the kind of bodies that would give an old man a heart attack, but 'least he'd go with a smile on his face!"

Dwight also told us that in a little while, our bike route (Pennsylvania Bike Route S, for the curious) was going to split from Rt. 30, which was the same route for the most part,  and go through the gaps in the mountains instead of over them.  However, the bike route would take us about twenty miles out of our way and we'd never make it to Breezewood before sundown, and that walking our bikes over the mountain was the way to go.  Well, it turns out that when Dwight says "mountain", Dwight freakin' means it.  We rode for about the first half mile or so before another rousing chorus of "FUCK! THIS!" and walking. And walking. And walking.  The road jumped from ridge to ridge and continued upward, and every twist and turn at the top teased us unmercifully. We weren't sure that we'd have minded twenty miles out of the way at that point.  Four-and-a-half continuous upward miles later , we'd finally summited <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Mountain_(Pennsylvania)">Tuscarora Mountain</a>. Aside from the stunning, stunning view (photos to come eventually), there was a bar at the top called the Mountain View that advertised Thursday night Ladies Mud Wrestling (unfortunately, it was Monday). We walked around the top for a little while, took pictures, refilled our water in the bar, and rode down the other side. That was MUCH more fun than the way up.

We rode for another six or seven very, very hilly miles and came to the top of Scrub Ridge, another mountain, but much, much smaller than Tuscarora.  It was still a challenge, though, as we'd gone about thirty-five very, very hilly miles before we even got to Tuscarorah, so our legs were kind of shot.  At the top of Scrub Ridge was the Scrub Ridge Inn, a lovely little roadside bar/diner/inn.  We went inside (actually, Nathen was kind of lagging behind and Dave went inside to wait), and were greeted by Marty and Ruth, the owners of the fine establishment, and chatted up a storm and ate some french fries, at which point it was way too late to continue on.  We inquired as to the price of a room in the inn and it was way out of our budget, so we asked if we could camp on the lawn instead. Ruth, being the sweet and hospitable woman you'd expect to be running a place like the Scrub Ridge Inn, knocked the price in half  (there had apparently been a few black bear sightings lately, and she was worried about us getting eaten) and had Marty show us upstairs to Room #6. Room #6 was a single, which, in this case, means that sink, shower, toilet, and twin bed all occupied the same 10' x 10' space.  The decor really could only be described accurately as Redneck Fawlty Towers, what with the deer antlers on the hallway walls and the American flag touch lamp in the room.  We explored the grounds and played with the horses and kittens (Marty and Ruth stayed in the bar and watched Larry the Cable Guy)  before crashing hard that night.  We discovered the next morning that the shower only had hot water, and it dripped out very, very slowly, which was really only a bonus as far as the whole experience goes.   Marty even drove us to the top of the next mountain in his red Ford pickup, at which point we had another completely exhilarating ride down the mountain into Breezewood.

For those of you who have never experienced Breezewood, PA, it's a town, but it's also one HUGE truck stop. Due to Nathen's stupid cold, we were several days behind (Dave had a limited time to spend in Chicago, so the hurry was starting to kick in) and set off to find a hitch with a trucker.  It didn't take too long before we found a friendly Russian ex-professional-boxer-turned-trucker with an empty trailer who was going to Chicago. We only wanted to be taken as far as Pittsburgh, but we took him up on his kind offer of a further ride and had him drop us off about thirty miles south of Cleveland.   The trucker was the friendliest trucker out there.  He offered us popcorn and other snacks and had the cleanest cab in existance (in fact, he insisted that we remove our shoes). He and Dave had a fabulous time in the front seat (it was Dave's first time hitching, and he was very excited) listening to horrible-yet-hilarious Top 40 dance hits while Nathen hung out in the sleeper in the back. We shared as many stories as we could with a fairly thick language barrier and made not only a good friend, but an eternal East-West hitch, as he's constantly on the road and always up for company.

He dropped us off at a rest stop on Rt. 80, at which point we discovered the magic of highway rest-stop back entrances, and rode about thirty miles to West Lake, Ohio, where Nathen's friend, Sue, lives with her family. Sue promptly showed us to the showers and laundry, and even treated us to dinner at a fabulous local burger joint. We had an awesome time. Dave made her a pair of arm bands on her super fancy sewing machine (only photos can do them justice, really), and off we were again.


I'm pretty sure this is around where letter #4 starts, so you're up!

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Sep. 10th, 2009 @ 12:30 am Showers and Daddy Long Legs

Letter # 2
Postmarked 31 AUG 2009 PM
Harrisburg, PA

Hey, S!

We eventually left the Smeltzer’s farm and rode down the mountain. It took us about 45 minutes to climd it and less than five to get to the bottom. Nathen was still feeling pretty sick, and even though he is a stubborn bastard, even he decided that they should probably take it easy so as not to ruin the trip.

Thanks to the wonders of social networking, namely a site called warmshowers.org, we found an absolutely wonderful couble in York, PA who not only gave us a place to stay, buth they also took us out to dinner, let us use their showers, did our laundry, AND mad pancakes for us in the morning.

They gave us so m pointers for touring and Gary, the husband, even took a short ride with us the next morning on his way to work. Thank you again Gary and Deb! We are some very luck, lucky guys! (And really, all we wanted to do was camp on their lawn!)

Somewhere around mile 20, we learned that Nathen really hadn’t fully recovered from whatever stupid cold bug he hand and was fighting to get up the hills. The next 20 miles to Caledonia State Park were a struggle, but we made it! The road there as lined with apple trees, as we were near the Mott’s Factory, and we helped ourselves to a few. We also stopped for a moment in some guy’s driveway to readjust our gear, and he let us pick some pears from his tree. Country folk are great.

We’re taking the day off to make sure that Nathen is fully recovered and to enjoy this lovely park. We’re several days behind where we wanted to be at this point, but we’re still not ready to rush. We are, however, skipping our Columbus, Ohio stop and heading straight to Chicago, where we should arrive around September 7th or 8th.

Other adventures include the HUGE Daddy-Long-Leg that Nathen just picked up in a handful of pretzels, the ladybug that just pooped on Dave, and only two flat tires so far (knock wood!).

Here’s hoping for more adventure in the next few days and a more interesting Letter #3!

See you down the road,
Love,
Nathen & Dave

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Sep. 3rd, 2009 @ 12:28 am Letter # 1

Letter #1
Postmarked 31 Aug 2009 PM
Harrisburg, PA

Howdy J and S –

Well, here we sit on a mountain top just outside York, PA. Surely we should be farther along by now, but where’s the rush? Getting to Columbus in time to see Trout Fishing in America would be rather cool, but cest la vie.

It’s the beginning of day three and we told you all that you probably wouldn’t see a letter yet because there wouldn’t be much to write about. Oh how very wrong we were!

(Oh, and we started way late. Around 3pm)

Dave’s derailleur malfunctioned at around mile 6 such that it caused us to need a bicycle shop immediately. We rode another very slow four miles until we found a bike line, and the tech woefully informed us that he needed to get a whole new wheel because the slipped chain had ruined too many spokes. Sigh.

We had a lovely granola bar and juice break at the European market next door before we were off again. Because the timing worked out so well, Nathen’s mom met us along the way at a Dunkin Donuts in West Chester, where we hung out in the parking lot and played with the two kittens that she just so happened to have with her, as she was transporting them to a new home.

Eventually, we said goodbye and carried on. We didn’t ride for very long this time because the road we were riding on was way, way too unsafe, even for us idiots. No lights, no shoulder, very windy with cars using their high-beams. We had no choice but to find somewhere to camp.

We pulled over at the next giant field and went to the house attached to ask permission to camp. An elderly man answered the door and seemed skeptical, but agreed to let us as long as we stayed in the field. Well, he apparently had some fear to give into and called the police. Three cop cars pulled up and shined their lights on us. We froze, tent half-assembled, and handed over our ID’s when the biggest cop asked. Turns out they were pretty friendly guys and seemed genuinely interested in our trip. Apparently, they just wanted to make sure that we’re not axe murderers.

We woke up the next morning and got a nice 9am start. Dave tends to be a bit faster than Nathen and usually rides about 200 feet ahead, which, early that day turned into a much bigger distance when Nathen had to stop and repack his gear. Some signs ahead warned us of a bridge out ahead and pointer us to a detour. Dave went all the way to the bridge to find a different detour while Nathen took the first posted one, assuming Dave had done the same. Dave’s detour seemed shorter, as he waited for Nathen at their next turn for quite some time. A friendly man with a street map and a zebra-striped pickup truck flagged Nathen down and asked if he needed help. They looked at the map and determined that they were still about five miles from Dave, and the friendly man gave Nathen a ride. We said our thanks, took a quick break, and off we were again.

Somewhere between here and lunch, we found an extremely affectionate (and noisy) siamese cat who tried very hard to adopt us, but we told him that we just had to go, and he somberly accepted.

We stopped for lunch at a lovely Amish restaurant that gave us free cantaloupe (woohoo!). We laughed when we walked in, saw about three tables full, and the waitress told us that it had just gotten “wicked busy.” Ah, country folk.

The cashier at a sporting goods store that Nathen went to before we left told us that PA Route 30 would circumnavigate the mountains, and that we should stay on it until Pittsburgh when we hit it. However, he neglected to mention that it eventually turns into a freeway, on which we rode for about five miles before a rousing chorus of “FUCK! THIS!” and exiting to find another route. We have maps, of course, but the hotel we parked in front of graciously allowed us to use their internet. With that and the help of the friendly bell-hop, Paul, we were on a backroads route in no time.

We truly did not wish to be caught in the dark again, so we pulled over at one of those oh-so-charming roadside motels, but the office was closed. Dave found a camping spot across the street, but no one answered the door on the seemingly-attached house. We spotted a sign for a state park and rode/walked a MOUNTAINOUS [ed: I believe that this needs to be in 20 point bold italics] three miles out of our way, only to find that the park didn’t allow camping. Nathen spotted a house across the road whose theoretical owner was mowing the lawn. We asked again if we could camp on his land, and he, being much friendlier than the first guy, even let us fill our water and swim in his pool. We didn’t take him up on that, however. After 91 miles, we were too beat to swim. We talked to the man and his adorable little dachshund, Buddy, for a little while before settling up our tent amongst his apple trees.

…and that’s where we are now, waiting out a heavy rainstorm and seeing little reason to leave the tent just yet. We’re still not in any hurry =) [ed: actually a horizontal smile]

Love,

Dave & Nathen

[ed: spelling errors and transcription errors (if any) brought to you by Microsoft Word and yr. hmbl. obdnt.]

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Sep. 3rd, 2009 @ 12:27 am Hello From Bowling Green, Ohio!

Oh, man. The adventures are endless. AND locked up in letters that haven’t been posted yet!!!

We’re currently at a public library in Bowling Green, Ohio.  It turns out that there’s been no dearth of internet on this trip, but where’s the fun in sending letters in that case? We’re also out of envelopes for the time being.  Our supply got wet a few days back and they’re all sealed shut =/.

Last night, we were going to camp at Wooded Acres campground in Fremont, OH, but their office was closed by the time we got there.  That didn’t stop us, obviously, and we set up our tent next to the lake just outside of the gate.  Now, it turns out that northern Ohio is…well…let’s just say you can almost hear the banjos.  Dave got a restricted number call on his cell phone just after we went to bed and the person on the other end screamed very loudly and hung up (someone having fun with *67, we  suppose).  It would have been way less scary if we weren’t where we were, but it’s funny now. Needless to say, we got the hell out of dodge early this morning and had 35 miles down by lunch time.

So, Ohio has lots of corn. And soybeans. And some really, really interesting roadkill.  It’s also flat as all hell, but that means that 100 miles in a day is no big deal, as opposed to those damned Western Pennsylvania mountains (the downhill sides were fun, though).

Well, we’ve got to get back on the road here in a little while. We’re having an AWESOME time and should be in Chicago by Saturday night or Sunday morning.  More then, but HOPEFULLY our first few adventures get posted soon!

 
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Aug. 26th, 2009 @ 12:26 am Official Start Date- August 26th, 2009!

Okay, so we’re a little behind schedule for our first stop and it sure has been a rough past few weeks, but as soon as we take care of a few last-minute things, we’re heading right on out of here in just a few hours!

The first letter should arrive around Friday or Saturday. We don’t know yet who will be the lucky first, but keep an eye on your mailboxes, folks!

There’s really nothing left to say, except for WOOHOO!! FINALLY!!

-Nathen and Dave

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